About those shoes

So, as you remember from a previous post, I found a pr of my cloggy sandals on eBay and bought them. It took the stupid girl (shellclarkrn, DO NOT BUY FROM HER) 2 weeks to get the shoes to me. So when I send her an email wondering where the hell my shoes are, they show up the next day. I was so excited! But then I noticed that the shoes seemed to be loose in the box…

I opened the box to find, to my dismay, that they shoes were indeed LOOSE in the frelling box. Not a shred of packing. Not even a receipt or one sheet of newsprint. Of course the shoes were all banged up from bouncing off of each other in shipping. They are WOOD, after all!! I was pissed about this, but then I took a good look at the shoes and – get this – they didn’t even MATCH!!

Bitch sold me a mismatched, beat up pair of shoes! She says in her ebay post about how “new” they are… “I wore these one time. They are in perfect shape and you can’t even tell they were ever worn.”

What a load of bullshit! So, I promptly left her NEUTRAL feedback, not even the NEGATIVE the bitch deserved. I know better than to leave negative feedback for these assholes on eBay. It causes a flame war and they ALWAYS deny any wrongdoing. As she denies any wrongdoing with the neutral. She’s such a bitch. I sent her a message informing her that she should be happy for the neutral since she deserved negative and she writes back whining about how horrible I am and that I should’ve asked her about it.

Well, excuse me, but I do NOT have time to go back and forth with some random eBay bitch about a $5 pr of shoes that SHE fucked up. She insists that the shoes are “perfect”, etc. etc. Rilly? Behind the cut are pix of the “perfect” shoes. What do you think?

Front, no wear and tear there, eh?:

Back, notice how the soles are NOT the same:

Soles do not align when heels are aligned:

Heels do not align when the soles are aligned:

Hmm, they seem a little mismatched to me, but what do I know?

Doncha love my perfect replacement clogs? Dumb bitch never even looked at them, she just took a bad pic and tossed ’em on eBay. She is the reason so many people hate eBay. If you’ll look at all her feedback, you’ll see that she often will not really look at what she’s selling. That’s why she has 7 Neutrals in the last year. And you’ll also notice that any negatives have been removed or she has her pathetic accusations against the buyer posted. What a cunt.

Eh, well, of the dozen or so things I’ve bought from eBay in the last few months, this is the only bad transaction and it was a cheap item. You pays yer dollar and you takes yer chances with eBay.