Dear Uterus:
We’ve had a long, tumultuous time together. We’ve tried for years to work things out, but it’s just not happening. I think it’s time to move on.
I want a divorce.
I’m filing under “Irreconcilable Differences”.
If you do not cease and desist immediately, I will be forced to evict you.
You’ve been warned.
Any arguments can be directed to my [our] gynecologist.
Sincerely,
Angela