TeeHee! This is from the Fortune page of Think Geek:
The apocryphal acronym you thought you knew!
My Secret Damned Obtuse System?
Master’s Serenity Demands Obsequious
Servitude?
Malarky Sucks Dinero Outta’ Society?
Malefactor Stiffs Dummies On Software?
Monopoly Survives Democracy’s Obligatory
Stupidity?
Macintosh is a system. Windows is a shell.
Heh! I’m so happy to be a geek!