A FABulous Anti-Frolicon!

Thanks to Eric and Heather for a really great evening last night! We had a grand time!

Good conversation, good music, some dancey dancey – what more could you want? :-)

We had a great time in L5P yesterday afternoon. We met Jennie Breeden at her comic signing over at Criminal Records. Her comic book is The Devil’s Panties and it is heeelarious! (OH, and do NOT correct her spelling!!) Then we tooled around L5P, talked to Jet about my hamseh tat and met some new peeps. We had snacks at both the Vortex and the Brewhouse!

All in all a wonderful day! We’re napping and recovering today so we’ll be ready to rock tomorrow!

Yay for Anti-Frolicon! :-)

Ruminations on the wreck

The estimator from Travelers came out yesterday and looked over the Honda. Neither of us could figure out why they sent him since I have to pay for the repairs myself, but I think it could be a fraud thing. You know, check out both vehicles in case somehow someone is lying. Dunno, anyway, he looked up the replacement parts for me, which is a big time saver. The parts aren’t as much as I thought they’d be. The fender is $75 and the whole door is $250-300. Not bad at all. The expense is the labour and the paint job afterward. I’m supposed to talk to Mr Spivey about the car tomorrow and I may leave her at his shop if they work on Saturday, which I doubt. I’ll probably end up driving her back here until Monday, but we’ll see.

I’ve also had some insight on the events of the accident since Tuesday as well. I’ve already mentioned the fact that I didn’t stall the car, which is weird. I also realised that my car and I were incredibly lightly damaged for being T boned by a Dodge Durango that weighs 6400#. That is 2.87 TONS, people. As I was pondering this, my Car Crystal popped into my head. I have this crystal that Witch Angel gave to me a while back which I charge with Protection whenever I think to do it. Now, I have my doubts about magick, but I can’t help but think that the charged crystal had something to do with the fact that I didn’t have a scratch or sore muscle after the accident. The accident did not invade the inside of the vehicle at all. It seems too coincidental, you know? Yes, the Durango did skid for 12 feet, but it still doesn’t seem to add up.

Durango, 2.87 tons of metal going ~40Mph vs Honda, 2449# or 1.09 tons of THIN metal going ~2Mph.

See? Gives me the creeps, man. I can tell you this: I will never leave that crystal out of another car I own! Better safe than sorry, eh? :-)

I also realised why I didn’t see the Durango at all. When the traffic light changed, I watched the traffic head up the hill towards me. I never saw the Durango because it was aligned so that from my perspective I only saw the van! The Durango was behind the van coming up the hill, then when the van came over into the turn lane, the Durango was still not visible to me because of the mass of the van. That explains why I was not going fast out of the parking lot – from my perspective the coast was clear! The van was the last vehicle in the line of traffic as far as I could see, so I pulled out rather leisurely instead of zooming out as if there was a car to avoid. I actually remember thinking in the last seconds: SPEED UP!!, but it was too late.

Funny how dreams can bring details out if you let them. I awoke yesterday with these new thoughts. I was completely flummoxed as to how I could possibly miss a fucking giNORmous SUV. It’s not like I didn’t look! Now I understand better how something that seems so freaking obvious like an SUV can be missed. It’s all about perspective.

I guess that goes for everything, really, doesn’t it? Everything is about perspective!

Hyatt Manager steps up!

I just called the Hyatt to see if the suite we got bumped up to had one bed or two. Ermin, the groovy reservations manager answered the phone. So, I gushed thank-yous for bumping us up to a suite and asked him about the bed. He said that we only had a king. I said, bummer, that won’t work, so he looked around for the other suites. They were all booked. I said, well, that’s ok, we’ll just get a cot.

Then Ermin says, “Oh, no need for that! I want you to be comfortable. Here, I’ll just give you the adjoining room with the suite.”

Yes, friends and neighbors, we now have a suite AND an adjoining room!! People, get ready to parTAY!

We will be hosting a party in the room at some point. Prolly Sat, but maybe Fri. We’ll see.

I cannot believe it! I think ol’ Ermin is a short timer at the Hotel because when I invited him up to the room for drinks at the Con, he said “if I’m still here in September, I will”. That would explain the bountiful rooms of plenty! If he’s leaving, then what does he care?

The universe is definitely all about the Yin/Yang balance, isn’t it? Yesterday I crash my car, today I get a free room at the con. Just damn!

Are IQ tests real?

I don’t know if they are or not. I think your IQ changes throughout life and I think intelligence can’t be quantified or classified by strict numbers. One thing I do know is I’m always classified as an “insightful linguist”. I always score very high in language and deduction. I just took a test at tickle.com and got an Intelligence Quotient of 127. Here is the whole list of IQs (from another site):

Descriptive Classifications of Intelligence Quotients

IQ Description % of Population
130+ Very superior 2.2%
120-129 Superior 6.7%
110-119 High average 16.1%
90-109 Average 50%
80-89 Low average 16.1%
70-79 Borderline 6.7%
Below 70 Extremely low 2.2%

Eh, anyway. I guess I should quit assing around on the internet and get to work on the bills. Bleh.

It had to happen sometime

I just had my first auto accident. Wah! I wrecked my poor little Honda, but good. :-(

I guess 25 years of no wrecks is pretty good, but still. I’d just as soon NOT had the experience.

I was pulling out of the Kroger lot on the N Decatur side, which sucks on a good day and I totally did not see a ginormous Dodge Durango coming up the road on my left. I couldn’t see him due to a big van that was in the turn lane coming into the parking lot. Scared the SHITE out of me!! Thank the gods that the guy driving the Durango was paying attention and locked it down! His skid marks were about 12 feet long. [I woke up this morning, Ap 12, and realised that despite thinking I was gonna die, I didn’t even stall my car during the wreck. How’s that for the power of the reflex: I engaged the clutch during an accident!] The impact was hard enough to knock off my sunglasses, but I’m ok.

My poor Honda, on the other hand, is not so ok. I was actually about to cry over my car being crunched rather than the wreck itself! I’m silly that way. Here’s what she looks like:

Honda damage after hit from Durango.
Honda damage after hit from Durango.

Also luckily, I had the window rolled all the way down, so it didn’t break. My car doesn’t have full coverage, so I’ve got to pay to get her fixed. Travelers will pay for the Durango’s bumper. The guy driving the Durango was a very very nice man [Although he and his buddy totally scammed the insurance company for “injuries” they incurred…right. -A], a school bus driver, so he was totally aware of his vehicle and the consequences. I can’t believe a truck that big could be totally hidden behind a van! I’m a lucky girl to not have a scratch on me. I’m a VERY lucky girl and I’m grateful to the gods of automobiles that I’m not road pizza. [And thankful to my car crystal!]

So, now it’s all about paying the damn ticket and paying to get my Honda repaired. The good news is that now her exterior will be all shiny new to match her pristine interior. I’ve wanted to get her painted forever, and now I get my wish! She is faded from sitting out in the GA sun for 10 years.

Well, now I shall take some analgesics to offset the soreness I’m sure to feel tomorrow and to drink a beer on the deck. I tell ya, I will not be driving in drive time traffic again any time soon! [Ap 12: I’m not sore today, either. Any soreness I have is from working out hard yesterday. I am a LUCKY girl.]