In light of all that’s happened in the last couple of months, we, Angela’s heart and mind, must issue the following statement:
There will be no further changes in anything until 2007. Please abstain from the following: births, deaths, marriages, breakups, illness, change of residence, change of heart, insanity, diets, adoptions (human or otherwise), plastic surgery, unnecessary travel, living quarters repainting, new furniture purchases, family drama, friendship drama or any other act that could be construed as “change”.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
That is all.