Critter Count 4

Trip to Nutsville, round trip, I-75. All dead unless otherwise noted:

Critters 16
Road Pizza 11
Greasy Spot 1
Raccoon 1
Coyote 1
Deer Carcass (mostly bones) 1
Dogs (live) 2
Big Ass Hawk in Tree (live) 1
VW The Thing 1 (orange)
Bum (live) 1
Plastic Coolers 5
Hard Hats 3
Baby Toys 3

And the obligatory hundreds of retreads and other detritus on the roads. Do they not use prisoners to keep them clean any more? There was a LOT of crap all over the place. Get those prisoners out there!

2 Replies to “Critter Count 4”

  1. hell yeah put them asses to work for a $1 a day. actually make them earn the 3 hots and a cot, and occasional butt sex

  2. These post are always my favorite. Always makes me laugh.

    My Favorite is the BUM counts.

    I wonder what your Dead Bum count come to so far.

Comments are closed.