Ugh, yes, LASSITUDE is definitely my current state.
Lassitude: A condition of the body, or mind, when its voluntary functions are performed with difficulty, and only by a strong exertion of the will; languor; debility; weariness.
I’m suffering greatly with my uterine functions and I’ve decided to excise the offensive organ from my body. I called my insurance lady today to find out how one goes about ridding oneself of organs by choice. We’ll see what the insurance weasels have to say about it. I simply refuse to suffer at the whim of an organ whose function serves no purpose in my life in the first place. The vile organ must GO.
As much as I detest all medical procedures, I’ll make an exception for this. The lasting happiness it will give me FAR outweighs the few weeks of discomfort. Besides, they make pain pills fer chrissakes.
Now, if I could only convince the insurance weasels that a boob job would also increase my happiness!! LOL