Mutant Slug!!

This is totally not a joke! We found a huge, nay, COLOSSAL slug in the basement today.

If you’re squeamish of such things as slugs, well, sorry:

Notice the toothbrush next to it for scale (it’s a craft brush that was handy, silly, not my personal toothbrush!) and keep in mind that a toothbrush is about 8 inches long. GAH!!

I’ve never ever seen an eight inch long slug! My mother would go completely apeshit if she saw it – she’s screamingly afraid of slugs. (Yah, I know, it’s dumb as hell, but, hey, it’s a phobia.)

So, that’s the tale of the Mutant Slug that lives in my basement. Since we don’t know if it’s a boy or girl, we’ll call it CHRIS! LOL Chris the Mutant Slug!

Hey, you comics people, draw me up a Chris the Mutant Slug comic, would ya? :-)