The Little Green Snake

So, it was a warm spring day in the early 70s when I was about 5 years old – before I was in school. My little brother and I would go into the large backyard and sit under the huge tree on the hill to watch the school buses bring the older kids home in the afternoons.

Finally, the long yellow school bus came and released the noisy older kids as we watched. I was sitting Indian style and my brother was standing next to me. We had on t-shirts and shorts and we were barefoot, as usual. He jumped, like he was skipping rope and I looked down to see a little green grass snake coming my way. I jumped up and screamed SNAKE!! while my brother took off towards the house yelling his fool head off. I was several paces behind him, yelling my fool head off. I remember dashing thru the glass sliding door and into the kitchen, where my mom had her head in the sink washing or rinsing or something. I remember that she grabbed a towel and wrapped her hair up just as it was: half washed or half rinsed.

Much excitement ensued as my mom and a neighborhood mom got their hoes and began to scour the yard for the offending reptile. I’m giggling as I write this, with the memory of us scurrying about and our turbaned mom stalking with her hoe, determined to kill that teensy little snake.

It was a silly little Rough Green Snake like this:

Lil Green Snake!
Lil Green Snake!

Heh, I guess with all the ruckus we raised the moms assumed it was a 10′ python or something!

Well, fortunately for the little green snake, the moms didn’t find it and it got to live its snakey life in one piece.

For us, I suppose we went off to do whatever kids do on a gorgeous spring day. The snake incident gone from our heads as we moved on to our next kid drama.

I recalled that incident years later and have giggled each and every time I’ve remember it since. In my mind, it’s in sharp spring colors of grass green, robins egg blue sky, deep yellow bus, noisy kids, the tree reaching into the clouds, the teensy snake that was granny smith apple green… It’s too bad that my writing skills aren’t good enough to convey what I see in my thoughts. My hope is that if I do this long enough, perhaps my skills will begin to come close to my memories.

Halloween Recovery

Wow! What a really, really great weekend! The weather was spectacular, I got to party both Friday AND Saturday for Halloween AND today is Nick’s Monday off!

We’re going to take advantage of this 80 degree goodness and go to the Botanical Gardens this afternoon for some outdoor time and sketching.

I am still sore as all get-out today! On Saturday, we got up and had a long list of stuff to do. For a change, I did the outdoor stuff and Nick did the indoor stuff. On my list was to clean up the door of the crawl space where someone had been rooting around and left a mess. Well, when I went out there, I began gardening and before I knew it I had planted the Gerber daisies, lavender and rosemary as well as put a border around my new flower bed. I didn’t think a thing of it at the time, but, man, I certainly did yesterday when I woke up and could barely make my legs move!! I began to get sore Saturday night, but I attributed it to my big goth boots being hard to walk in on uneven surfaces like Jody’s yard. Oy vay!

I’d like to send our thanks to Jody for a wonderful party as always.

A very good suggestion!

My sweetie gave me a great suggestion today as we were sitting on the couch watching I Love the 80s on VH1. I was telling some more of my rock-n-roll stories from my brief stint in the concert industry back in 1985 and he made the comment that I should write down those stories since they give more of my background and couple of them are actually funny.

So, I intend to start writing those stories (as well as some other little tales from my childhood) and putting them in the new category Archaeological Dig.

Idiots!!

Gawd, I really hate being in the South! Not that that is any news, but with the current ruckus over the 10 Commandments being in courthouses, I just wanna scream! The flap in Alabama has bled over into Georgia, so now Barrow, Habersham and Jackson counties are all wanting to INSERT the 10 Commandments into their Courthouses and other judicial venues!! Yes, if they don’t have them now, they want to ADD them. Fucking dumbass Southern Chrisitians! I was watching the news coverage of this idiocy and I jotted down some quotes from a couple of the morons who are doing the protesting.

“They [those who want separation of church and state] should not be able to dictate our religion.”
“Those atheist God-haters shouldn’t have a say in this.”

Oh yeah, these people are really on top of it, aren’t they? How removing a religious document from a judicial venue is dictating anyone’s religion is beyond me! Those pesky people who wrote the Constitution really didn’t mean to separate church and state – it had worked so well for them in England… As for the atheists, that one really made me laugh! Yep, fuck those non-Christians! If they ain’t worshippin’ OUR God, then they ain’t worth shit!

It’s embarrassing to live in the South with its racist, bible-thumping, narrow minded, ignorant masses. I wish that the media would give more coverage to those of us with a brain! But, hey, that wouldn’t be nearly as newsworthy, would it?