The whole list is at the Con site, but the ones I’m excited about are:
Steve Bacic
Kevin Sorbo
Marina Sirtis
Robin Curtis
Max Grodenchik
Raelee Hill
Ted Naifeh
Joss Whedon
DragonCon is gonna be a blast this year! I can’t wait!
Steve the Asshole!
Hello, everyone!
Today here at misangela.com, we are going to make fun of Steve. Steve posts SPAM on personal blogs. When confronted, Steve then sends moronic emails with this subject line:
“Angela,great hearing back from you.”
Then he proceeds to inform me:
“You were one of only five sites where I posted info concerning my fine,non-feminist,practical,male-oriented, nine-step system for successful parenting and single parenting yesterday. To me, that doesn’t constitute “spam.” To me, spam is random,electronic marketing to millions of unknown receivers.”
Yah, sure Steve. Only FIVE sites! What a fucking load of shit! Spamming asshole! That must be why your bots tried many times to spam me again, but were banned right?
Then Steve helpfully adds:
“Since, you apparently are mis-guided about what defines “spam,” I have a hunch that you are also mis-guided about many other important areas of life.”
Yes, that is a direct cut/paste. All those grammar mistakes (the hyphens and extraneous commas) are his very own. He’s a WRITER, you know. LOL
He then begins to proselytize thusly:
“Therefore, you are cordially invited to re-visit my site at http://iamanasshole.com and receive a totally FREE download of not only my fine parenting book, which I think will be a big help to you, but also my new novel , I’m An Asshole Spammer!, which will give you clear insight into how to dodge the dumbing-down of feminism which you might have inadvertantly stumbled into over the years.”
OH, Steve, MY HERO!! And here I was, thinking, “damn, I just know I’ve been stumbling over that dumbed down feminism thing again!” And thanks so much for your helpful advice about my “mis-guided” [sic] ideas about spam. What would poor lil’ ole me do without your help?
We should ALL go to your heinous website and download your indespensible $5.95 PDF! How will the world keep spinning without your grammar challenged tome?
Naturally, I can’t give you his full name or urls, because that would give him just what he wants: hits. Nope, no hits for you, pigfucker!
Stay tuned, chilluns, we’ve got a live one here! If he was stupid enough to respond to my first email, I can’t wait to see how he’ll respond to my flaming email! Damn, it’s just so much fun to ridicule The Stupidâ„¢. :-)
He’ll have to use a new email addy, tho, since I’ve banned his urls from my email account. Hey, Steve, send your entertaining reply to misangela at springmail dot com!
Astronomy Pic of the Day!
Astronomy Pic of the Day is my new fave link! I’m putting it in my links section at the left and I encourage everyone to give it a click to see what’s up there today!
I wish it had some sort of feed so I could have each day’s pic on this site. Anyone want to write that for me? LOL
Activity logs are your friend
In addition to the referrals, I also see who’s been searching for what via my search engine.
This notice is directed to someone at my husband’s office who has been pounding my site (and his) to see if SHE has been mentioned, or the company or Nick’s salary or any of the other people who work there. Let me tell you something, honey, I have better things to do than talk about NUVISION GRAPHICS on my website. (Your next search should be more fruitful.)
I know who you are and YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY.
I expect it forthwith.
It’s pretty fucking gutless to lurk and search for information on someone’s site rather than simply ask. Don’t be such an asshat. Surveillance is bullshit – especially when it’s the spouse of the person you’re trying to spy on!!
However, there are also lots of searches for fun stuff like drama, skydiver, orange creamsicle, blue polka dots and one for “guys in a miniskirt”. I kid you not!
As for the person searching for “guys in a miniskirt”… Um, well, I don’t really know what to think about that!! LOL
Oh, and you think I’m bad?
Heh, then you have obviously never heard a Foamy the Squirrel rant!
They make me scream with laughter! (Thanks to Russ and Heather for getting Nick that T shirt!)
Now, go get yerself some Foamy the Squirrel and don’t EVER tell me I rant too much EVER again!
I mean it. I never want to see another pissy complaint about my foul mouth, my foul rants or my overall misanthropy. Clearly, there are others worse than I. And they make money at it, too. Hmmm…
Why are you still here? GO NOW.