Hello, everyone!
Today here at misangela.com, we are going to make fun of Steve. Steve posts SPAM on personal blogs. When confronted, Steve then sends moronic emails with this subject line:
“Angela,great hearing back from you.”
Then he proceeds to inform me:
“You were one of only five sites where I posted info concerning my fine,non-feminist,practical,male-oriented, nine-step system for successful parenting and single parenting yesterday. To me, that doesn’t constitute “spam.” To me, spam is random,electronic marketing to millions of unknown receivers.”
Yah, sure Steve. Only FIVE sites! What a fucking load of shit! Spamming asshole! That must be why your bots tried many times to spam me again, but were banned right?
Then Steve helpfully adds:
“Since, you apparently are mis-guided about what defines “spam,” I have a hunch that you are also mis-guided about many other important areas of life.”
Yes, that is a direct cut/paste. All those grammar mistakes (the hyphens and extraneous commas) are his very own. He’s a WRITER, you know. LOL
He then begins to proselytize thusly:
“Therefore, you are cordially invited to re-visit my site at http://iamanasshole.com and receive a totally FREE download of not only my fine parenting book, which I think will be a big help to you, but also my new novel , I’m An Asshole Spammer!, which will give you clear insight into how to dodge the dumbing-down of feminism which you might have inadvertantly stumbled into over the years.”
OH, Steve, MY HERO!! And here I was, thinking, “damn, I just know I’ve been stumbling over that dumbed down feminism thing again!” And thanks so much for your helpful advice about my “mis-guided” [sic] ideas about spam. What would poor lil’ ole me do without your help?
We should ALL go to your heinous website and download your indespensible $5.95 PDF! How will the world keep spinning without your grammar challenged tome?
Naturally, I can’t give you his full name or urls, because that would give him just what he wants: hits. Nope, no hits for you, pigfucker!
Stay tuned, chilluns, we’ve got a live one here! If he was stupid enough to respond to my first email, I can’t wait to see how he’ll respond to my flaming email! Damn, it’s just so much fun to ridicule The Stupidâ„¢. :-)
He’ll have to use a new email addy, tho, since I’ve banned his urls from my email account. Hey, Steve, send your entertaining reply to misangela at springmail dot com!
You know, I was wondering about that comment when I was going throught your posts!
Oh, Angela, you need to just open your evil feminist mind and raise your children, the proper, practical male way.. Where HAVE you been hiding all those children? In the crawl space? heheh
LOL
That guy is such a loser… No emails or spam attempts from him yet.
But it *is* early (7:43am). Perhaps he’ll come by later today.