The party for Kate was a success! We had many new people here and everyone seemed to have fun. Sadly, Kate overindulged and I missed about 2.5 hours of the party taking care of her, but that’s ok, it falls under my FGM duties.
We got a keg this time and it will officially be the last keg I ever get. Not only did NO ONE chip in, but the damn thing went flat due to a non sealing tap so we lost about a third of the beer that we paid $80 for. Much suckage.
I’m gonna complain to the asshats at Toco Package, who SWORE that they test all their taps and see if I can get a partial refund. I’m not holding my breath.
Aunt Flo at least had the decency to wait until yesterday to rear her ugly head, but I’m paying for that extra week in spades. Again I’m having severe cramps that require prescription drugs. Flexeril (muscle relaxer) seems to work nicely – too bad I only had one. I’m going to be forced to see an MD again. Gods dammit. I think I’ll try the stupid clinic and see if their lame asses can do anything for me. Doubt it.

