Another Kitty Haiku

Comma shaped fur balls
Nap on my bed while purring
Free belly for me.

I wish I did haiku more justice. It is a very beautiful and complex art form. I like its brevity. I enjoy Emily Dickinson’s work for the same reason: I like the density of the meanings crammed in so few words. Truly an art form!

Heroes Con 2012

Wow! Just wow! This con rocked my FACE OFF. Seriously. We had some tough times, but overall, I’m pleased and inspired!

The trip up was uneventful. We got up there and loaded in by 5pm. We ate at the Hilton and got to bed at a reasonable hour. Friday was BUSY! Heroes had to have had more attendance this year. Friday was like Saturday last year. Everything went well and we had dinner out with Chris and Miracole – which was AWESOME. We never get to hang out due to their crazy schedules, so it was great to actually sit down and converse. Again, we went to bed at a reasonable time since we knew Sat would be balls to the wall.

And it was balls to the wall! I’m sure Stan Lee’s appearances on Sat and Sun are the reason for the uptick in attendance but whatever, we welcomed it! All was well until mid afternoon when Nick had a snack then started to get sick. He ended up with food poisoning and went to bed right after the show closed. I, on the other hand, got dressed and went out to the Westin to see the art auction and have some fun. Nick insisted, so I drank enough for both of us! I got into the tequila and didn’t eat a bite. By some miracle, I felt good on Sunday, too. Weird. Big THANK YOU to the Burnses for their superior herding capabilities and getting me back to the hotel safely. I love you guys!!!

Nick stayed in bed on Sunday and I manned the table. It was still pretty busy for a Sunday. I was tired but not hungover. It is a MIRACLE, I tell you! AMEN! He finally came to the show around 3pm and got to say goodbye to most of our peeps. I cried like a silly girl most of the afternoon when everyone was saying goodbye and wishing us well in PHX. We REALLY appreciate it, you guys. oxoxoxo

Shout outs:
Chris and Miracole: bestest roomies and cat herders!
Little John and Patwicia: our ATL friends we only see at Heroes!
Damian and his chica: our lovely CLT fans – we love you!
Denis (et al): had a great time! Can’t wait to see you in July!
Danielle, Beck and the Womanthology crowd: bestest table mates EVAR!
Jesse and Amber: really loved hanging out with you! Look forward to doing it again!
Nak and Allen: nice to meet you, fellow Atlantans! Hope to see you soon!
Mike: we are in similar situations. I hope we ALL find our sweet spots soon!
Mike Maihack: good to see you and chat!
Jeffrey Brown: you make me very happy with your cat books!
John and Kim (and Kelsey): sorry I forgot your beer! I owe you one! ;)
Suzanne and David: so, so great to get to actually have a conversation. I have a huge crush on you, Suzanne. <3 ::sigh::

And to everyone I gave a driveby fondling to at the Westin: Heeeeey! MUWAH!

Last but not least: my wonderful Weasel Boi. I’m sorry you got sick, baby. I love you!

Heroes has been my tipping point. I can clearly see our potential and the importance of doing cons regularly. Our friends/fans who told us they’d miss us really drove home how important it is to get out there and MEET PEOPLE.

You may not be the greatest artist on the planet, but if you’re nice to people, give them your best and let them know how much you appreciate them, you’ll be successful.

If there is any way in the world to make Heroes happen for us next year, I’ll find it. It’s our first big con and it’s our best con. We want to keep that momentum going. Thanks, Heroes Con! We love you!

Illness = Reading

I’ve not been sick, really sick, in a long time. This allergy cum bronchitis thing has really kicked my ass. The good news is that I’m pretty much over it! Yay! Yesterday was a bad day, but it’s my own damn fault for not eating right and smoking on Friday night. The smoking has got to go. Bleh. Oh, and let’s not forget the Vile Organ, which has been causing trouble for a month now. That was bugging me yesterday as well.

The good part of being sick is that I definitely got caught up on my reading. I read Marie Antoinette: The Journey, Life with My Sister Madonna, Never Break the Chain, On Writing, Morality (a King short story), One Second After and I read The Gunslinger yesterday. I also read several comics, including Road Rage (by Steve King and Joe Hill) and Last Blood. I’m a slow reader, but so is Steve King, so I figure I’m in good company. :)

Of this selection, the one book that really wrecked me is One Second After by William R. Forstchen. It’s a disaster scenario book about what could happen if the United States is hit by an EMP (Electro Magnetic Pulse) and everything from the power grid to autos is knocked out. While I do think this book really should be required reading for everyone in this tech dependent world, I gotta say, it’s one of the most disturbing books I’ve read in a long time. Perhaps because it’s set in NC or perhaps because of the sheer plausibility of it, I don’t know, but this book scared the SHIT out of me. It really upset me. I couldn’t stop thinking about it for days after. I have read plenty of disaster books, but the detailed account of a society that completely falls and becomes cannibalistic within 65 days is so very disturbing. I’d still recommend it, but just be prepared to face some horrific scenes.[I’ll never read this again. I banned it from my house. It is truly heartbreaking and it’ll make you wanna become a crazy prepper. You’ve been warned. -A]

I love biographies and rock and roll biographies in particular. Never Break the Chain by Cath Carroll is the tale of Fleetwood Mac during the Rumours period and covers the other incarnations of the band as well. Good read. Life With My Sister Madonna by Christopher Ciccone. It’s a good read, pretty much what you’d expect. I think he talks a bit much about Madonna, as opposed to himself, but it’s an insight into the rather selfish, narcissistic nature of Madonna. No big surprise there.

On Writing by Stephen King is the nonfiction tome that was written before and during the time he was hit by a van in 1999. It is part memoir and part instruction manual for the craft of writing. I’ve always loved this book and find it to be very inspirational. I’m not a writer, but I still find the overall lessons of ‘do what you love’ and ‘be the best you can be at it’ to work for any craft. I finished it and promptly gave it to Nick to re-read. We need inspiration!

I read a short story by King that is included in this tiny little book (a short story, really) called Blockade Billy that I found in the bargain bin at Big Lots (where I got Chain and Madonna, btw). Morality is a dark little tale that will leave you with a bad taste in your mouth. In a good way. I’ve always said that Stephen King really shines with his mastery of the short story. He can pack a punch with an amazing economy of words. If you’ll read On Writing, you’ll see why.

Now I’m on a King binge and I’m reading the Dark Tower series again. King has been toying with re-doing the whole collection and I’m all for it. I can see where some edits and rewrites would make the tale more fluid and cohesive. I need to get the newer version of The Gunslinger (I typed the BUNslinger – hmm, totally different idea there!) that he edited and reissued a few years back. I also discovered that I’m missing book VI, Song of Susannah, which I know I’ve read and I know I had at some point. Bah. I just checked the Wiki and King intends to rewrite the whole series. He will remove himself as a character in the later books as well, which I agree with. It was distracting to have him as a character in his own book. There is also interest in doing the series as movies or perhaps something on HBO. Normally, I’d be against trying to do a book series that’s so involved as The Dark Tower as screenplays, but I was happy with the treatment of The Stand as a miniseries, so if they can get good people, I think The Dark Tower series could transfer to the screen successfully.

And with that last sentence, I was drawn to Amazon, where I got the new(er) Gunslinger, replaced my missing Song of Susannah, got the newest installation to The Dark Tower: The Wind Through the Keyhole and The 100 Secret Senses by Amy Tan. I think this reading binge is going to last for a while. :)

I’ve decided that I’d rather waste my life sitting around reading than sitting around looking at Facebook. I will say, however, that as much as FB is a time suck, I’m starting to use it well for networking in prep for the move to Phoenix. I’ve joined a couple of groups and everyone has been so nice and so supportive of our move. Seriously, I’m blown away by how great everyone has been. I cannot WAIT to get out there! If Nick wasn’t holding the hand brake, I tell you, I’d be there already. We make a good team, my Weasel and I. We offset each other’s innate weaknesses and make a duo that is absolutely more than the sum of its parts. [Still in ATL. Argh. – 2015]

In other news, our illustrious host, InMotion, has been a huge pain in my ass lately. I’m looking at WiredTree and 24Shells as our potential new hosts. Their VPS deals are about the same as what I have, with WiredTree only offering phone or email support and 24Shells offering chat as well as phone/email. They are truly neck and neck. We’ll see how it goes. I’m loathe to move the goddam sites AGAIN, but at least these new hosts will do the dirty work for us. If InMotion can get their collective shit together, then we’ll stick. [They did not, we moved to WiredTree and have been very happy with them. WiredTree support can be too geeky sometimes, but they run a tight ship and shit WORKS. They are proactive with security, too. It’s the host for NERDS. -A 2015 // WiredTree got too big like they always do and we left them for Zweeko in London, which was ok for less than a year before the collapse started. We left Zweeko and soon after, the owner then ran off with all the money and screwed all their clients. Dodged bullet! THEN we got with Kualo, where we’ve been since. Kualo is also in London and they are not a new startup, so they’ve been pretty solid. Support is still spotty (like ALL hosts) but overall, we’re happy with them. Saving money with a shared host plan, too. 2020]

I’ve not been monitoring my eating for the last two weeks. Why bother? All I eat is mac and cheese and soup. My weight has gone down by a pound or two, so at least there’s that. The snot and soup diet seems to work quite well. Getting back into daily exercise is gonna suhuck.

The train of thought has left the station. I hope this week will end this allergy crap once and for all. I’d like to know what everyone else is reading! Tell me in the comments.

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer at Center for Puppetry Arts

I forgot to write this up last week. We went to the Center for Puppetry Arts to see the Rudolph show on Fri Dec 30. I wanted to go before Christmas, but every show was sold out!

Now I understand why!

It was spectacular! It was WAY too good for kids! It was totally not what I was expecting.

When you think “puppet show” you think, well, puppets on a stage. But this was SO much more. Not only were the puppets exact duplicates of the ones used for the stop motion Rudolph movie from 1964, but they had 3D sets! There was a scrim in front of the whole stage that had foreground animations projected onto it. It was used for weather, surrounding scenery and transitions. When the stage lights came up, the scrim disappears (it’s VERY sheer) and you see the action of the puppets on a 2 tiered stage set. They even have smaller puppets for “long shots”! The puppets are voiced live by the puppeteers, some of whom are actors around town as well as puppeteers at the Center.

For $16.50, it was absolutely worth every cent. I’d pay more, actually. It’s live action, animation and live singing all in one. I HIGHLY recommend seeing Rudolph next year and other shows between now and then.

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer gets 5 of 5 stars

As a side note, the Jim Henson wing exhibits are just the first part of the overall plan to house the ONLY Jim Henson Museum in the world at the Center. The Center only gets $30k from the National Endowment for the Arts. (!!) I was shocked at how little they receive! People with children should think about joining the Center to help fund the Henson museum as well as taking your kids to some quality programming. It’s a VERY good cause!

Nook Color review

Edit: I did indeed get an iPad2 for xmas and I’m in LOOOOOVE. Pricey, but it does everything I want in one device. -A

Since we could not afford a pricey yet delicious iPad, we split the difference and Nick got a new iPod and I got a used Nook Colour. Nick DEFINITELY got the better end of that deal!

I was thrilled to get the Nook off eBay for $177 after shipping since it had a skin, leather cover and a 32Gb SD card. All that swag was over $200 retail and they issued a swanky OS update to bring the Colour to ‘almost’ a Nook Tablet. I was happy until I actually tried to use the damn thing…

OMG. Who the hell is designing that OS? Probably the same morons who design BN.com. As soon as I went to check out the BN.com site I recalled why I’d shopped with them ONCE and then run back to Amazon. The BN.com website is ATROCIOUS. The search engine is so weak that it can’t find WIRED. That’s right, WIRED or even WIRED MAGAZINE will get you a looooong list of everything they have with WIRE in the title and the magazine down in the mix. They’d be better off just linking to Google for their search engine.

I remembered the horrible search engine and sighed and went about setting up the Nook and trying out Seesmic so I could crosspost to Twittah. What a mistake. The experience with this app was what made me all ragey on Twittah that day. Continue reading “Nook Color review”