ALL Mirena updates AND Removal (2011 – 2020)

Updates for Mirena over the years (original review after updates):
1. 3/26/12 I’m currently on week 8 w/out a period! Yay! But I doubt it’ll last. I’ve had all other indicators of impending bleeding, but none yet. So. I still give it 2.5, but if the periods stop I’ll up it to 3 or 3.5 perhaps. Here’s to hoping!

2. Dec 2012 So, it’s been almost 2 years now and I’m happy with Mirena. The periods stopped a few months ago (Sep?) and I only have occasional spotting. All is well for me and I’ll give Mirena 3.5 stars. The first year is a bitch, but once everything settles, it seems to work like a charm. Hysterectomy would still be more efficient, but if you don’t want that, then Mirena is a pretty good choice.

3. October 2013: Still chugging along with Mirena at almost 3 years. I sometimes get light cramps, but I’ve not bled in a long time. YAY! Mirena has been great for me. Perhaps by the time this one needs replacing (it’s a 5 year device) I’ll be ready to yank out the Vile Organ. ::fingers crossed::

4. December 2015: As I am coming up on the 5 year mark (Jan 2016), I was getting anxious about having to replace the Mirena. Since the previous update, I’ve had no periods and things have been great. It’s about as close to hysterectomy as you can get w/out the knife. Fortunately, my gyno informed me that I do NOT have to replace the Mirena since I don’t use it for birth control. She wants me to keep going on this one to see how long the drugs actually work. I’ve become a test case to see the ACTUAL lifespan of the Mirena for therapeutic use rather than birth control. I’ll post more info as time passes.

5. January 2018: At year 7 and still working! Yay! I still have no periods, no PMS, no nuttin. The only time I’ll see a spot is if I’m really sick, really stressed or post surgery. I had Vertical Sleeve Gastrectomy in May 2016 and spotted a little after that, but other than that? It’s like the vile organ isn’t even there. The Mirena is the best thing I’ve ever done besides VSG. I’m 70# thinner, I feel great and I still have no vile organ issues! I *do* have some hot flashes, but so far, that’s it. I am 52 and my gyno is interested to see how the Mirena interacts with menopause. I am interested as well. I’ll report more when things happen. (Oh, I did find out that it’s no longer “Mirena”, it’s something else now, but basically the same product.)

6. March 2020: Finally got the Mirena removed. I forgot to mention that at my last visit to the gyno, she informed me that I’d gone through menopause. !! I had no idea!! She said that since it worked so well for me as a menopausal facilitator, she’s going to recommend it to other pre-menopausal women. I had the Mirena for 9 years and it supposedly stopped working at year 5-6. Since I went through menopause at the same time, it’s hard to say. All I can tell you is that it is MAGICAL and I highly recommend it! I had no periods after the first year of adjustment and as I said, I went through menopause without knowing it. Having it removed was literally NOTHING. I was nervous, but on the table she said, “hey, can you hold your breath for a second?” and by the time I answered, she’d popped it out! LOL She held it up and said AHA!! It was all discoloured and gnarly looking, too! EW! But that damn thing worked like a charm and was worth EVERY PENNY of the grand it took to get it.

My overall opinion of the Mirena (or whatever it’s called now) is, if you CAN get it, DO IT. Ovarian cysts will disqualify you and perhaps some other things. There are horror stories of the pain involved with getting one installed, but I didn’t have that. It was odd and slightly painful for a second, but I didn’t have any big issues with the install. And once it’s in, it’s good to go. Mirena changed my life! It ended the horrible periods and got me through menopause seamlessly. HIGHLY RECOMMEND.

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Original post:

I had the Mirena (IUD w/ hormones) installed Jan 3 2011. Read about what it was like to get the IUD installed HERE. The first year has mostly sucked. I had a three+ month long period after I first got it. No cramps, but I fucking bled nonstop. Then it backed off and I was having a period every 5-7 weeks with no cramping. BUT STILL HAVING THEM. That went on for months then I had a 2 month break Oct-Nov, then on Thanksgiving, it came back with a vengeance – complete with mild cramps. I just finished another period with mild cramps. :(

So, the promise of no periods with Mirena has been a LIE for me. I’m not surprised. Nothing involving the Vile Organ EVER works as advertised with me. Yes, I’m glad to not have incapacitating cramps, but I still have to deal with the fucking bleeding (+PMS) and that sucks donkey balls. I’m SICK of dealing with this messy nastiness. I’ve dealt with it for over 30 years and I AM SICK OF IT. I just want it to stop!!

The Mirena is $800 plus installation fees, so about a grand all together. The Mirena company does offer a payment plan with no interest, which is nice.

Are your cramps worth $1000 to eliminate? That’s really the bottom line. (BTW, you do NOT have to be a breeder to get the Mirena. It is approved for ALL women, regardless of breeder status.)

My point is that the Mirena, while great for cramps, is NOT a substitute for a hysterectomy. If given the option, I’d say go for hysterectomy in a heartbeat.

Mirena gets 2.5 out of 5 stars. NOW: 3.5 stars!

Wow, another post?

IKR? I’m actually blogging! WTF?? :)

Today’s post is about some realisations I’ve had and more about the iPad goodness. First up, insights.

I’ve realised that I have no patience for scaredy cat types. People who are fraught with anxiety put me off in a bad way. I’ve known this forever, but I was thinking about it and I think the reason is that I’m so NOT afraid of anything. I tried to make a list of things that scare me and couldn’t get past one thing. (I’m not telling what it is.) That and typically people who are anxiety ridden won’t respond to logic or solutions to their situations which is irritating to a logical, solution finding person like me.

When dealing with an anxious person, I find myself frantically trying to offer solutions and comforting logic, only to be rebuffed or ignored. This pisses me off even though I understand intellectually that it is not me, it’s them. It makes me feel ineffectual and therefore I tend to take a step back from the whole thing – which could end up making the anxiety ridden individual feel abandoned. Which is ironic since I dealt with abandonment issues when I was young and gave a shit about such tripe. (I’ve dealt with it and moved on to other issues, which is another thing that pisses me off: when people can’t move past their own crap. Just DEAL WITH IT already or find a workaround. Gods.)

Nonetheless, I’ve realised that my logic and solutions probably seem cold and unhelpful to an anxiety ridden person since all they really want is someone to cuddle them. It seems like that is what they want? I have no idea since I’m not that way. At all. EVER. With being afraid OR cuddles. ::shrug:: (And don’t confuse my bouts of Fear and Loathing™ with anxiety. They are about depression and frustration.)

All I want to convey is that I’m doing my best to be helpful. So at least be aware of that if you are the anxiety ridden and I’m trying to be helpful. Since I have no experience with anxiety, I’m really working blind, here, so cut me some slack. Thanks.

And now: iPad2 goodness! I love it. It’s a bit large and will take some getting used to when carrying it around, but ultimately it’s worth it. I may actually have to get a BIG PURSE (gasp!) to lug the thing around in. It’s big and kinda heavy, but it does everything I need a device to do, so I am very happy with it. Kate and Stormy will be happy to know I’ll be in the BIG PURSE club with them soon. :)

Welp, enough blather. I gots shit to do! Like choose a different font for this site. The one I’m using is too tight and the spaces disappear, making all the sentences run together. Can’t have that!

Happy New Year to everyone! Be safe!

At Least the Drama Is New

What’s a family visit without drama? All was well up until the end, but it’s inevitable that something will trigger DRAMA with them. They make me as nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof.

Saturday was OK, we slept in since we’d been out past our bedtime with Chrissy and I had to sleep off the Jameson! We got to the homestead around noon. We sat around while my mother called my brother to find out where he was and what he was doing. This is what they do all day, every day. They sit around calling each other to find out what’s going on. My brother calls to find out when food is ready. I kid you not.

So, anyway, my mother is all laid up with her shoulder being out (hello, the exact same affliction as her mother) and her neuropathy has flared up in her leg, so she’s got some sort of brace on, hobbling around. She is primed for a blow up, but since everything is going smoothly, she’s got no excuse. Yet. Continue reading “At Least the Drama Is New”

Angela’s Amazing Lamb and Barley Stew

Seriously. This stew is soooo good! And easy-peasy to make! It’s not the cheapest stew in the world (the lamb will run you around $20) but it is 100% worth it.

About 2-2.5# of lamb (I used shoulder chops and steaks – the chops are best)
1 C sliced or shredded carrots
1 C sliced celery
1 C sliced mushrooms
1 C frozen pearl onions (or you can use sliced fresh if you prefer)
3 cloves garlic, chopped
1 C sweet Marsala wine (red will do here, but I strongly suggest Marsala)
1 C barley (toast it if you feel fancy)
About 3 cups chicken stock
flour w/ steak seasoning for dredging lamb (about a cup of flour and 2T seasoning)
Olive oil
2 bay leaves
1 T thyme (dried is fine)
1 T rosemary, finely chopped (fresh is best; use 1/2 T if dried)
salt and pepper

Trim the lamb from the bones and cut away fat and anything sinewy. Cut into bite sized pieces. Heat up a large Dutch oven or heavy pot with olive oil coating the bottom. While that is heating up, dredge the lamb in the flour/seasoning mixture. When oil is VERY hot, put one layer of lamb in to brown. Brown in batches, replenishing the oil as necessary. When all the lamb is browned and set aside, add in the veg with garlic last, putting it on top. Turn down the heat to med hi flame. You want the veg to cook, but not get too brown, so watch your heat. If the bits left from the lamb threaten to burn, put in a small splash of stock and turn down the heat a tad.

When the veg is getting soft, turn up the heat to hi flame and add back in the lamb. Stir everything together and add the Marsala. Add your herbs. When the wine has cooked off a bit, add 2 cups of stock and stir. I like my stews thick, so the last cup of stock is at your discretion. Add in the barley and BTB RTS (Bring To Boil, Reduce To Simmer). Let simmer for about an hour, checking it every 15 mins to make sure it’s not boiling or sticking. Adjust your thickness with stock and adjust your salt and pepper.

Serve in a big bowl with crusty bread and a hearty red wine. ENJOY!

The Infamous Catch Up Post

First up: House musings. It’s been 8 years since we bought Casa Mizgala. And we are part of the proud 25% of Americans (I say it’s MUCH MORE) who have worthless property! Wooo! Since the bankruptcy, we have kept paying the mortgage, so they really don’t care one way or the other. Technically, the house note was in the bankruptcy, but apparently if you just keep paying, you can keep living there. The 2nd mortgage held by BoA was discharged so there is a lien on the house, I’m sure. HA!! Good luck getting it, BoA. This place has lost 50% of its value. BoA can SUCK IT. ::shrug:: Bankruptcy is really not hard to do. File the papers, make sure your shit is straight and BAM! no more debt. I strongly suggest it for anyone who’s struggling and not making it. You do NOT have to lose your house unless you want to. With the number of bankruptcies happening right now, the banks are realising that it’s in their best interest to try to work with you. Nick gets card offers EVERY DAY. The ONE thing I do recommend, tho, is keeping your bank account current and don’t fuck around with overdrafts and all that and do NOT close it after you do the bankruptcy. You’ll have a damned hard time opening another. So, find a credit union you like and get situated before you do your bankruptcy. Your life will be much easier.

Next: technology. I posted my review of the Nook, so you know how I feel about it. The working plan is to get an iPad after Christmas I’M GETTING IT TODAAAAYYYYY!!11!! and resell the Nook. I’ll probably lose money on the Nook. Nick is in geek love with his new iPod, which is good for me because I can now get an iPad and he won’t be too jealous. As a rule, I generally let him get the mobile tech upgrades first. BUT NOT THIS TIME, BUB!! The Nook is posted on eBay and my iPod will be in my hot little hands TONITE. Wow, what a great day! :)

What was I posting about? Oh, right, updates. (I left for a bit.)

Next: family. My mother had her Mazda Tribute totaled yesterday by some asshat who rammed the SUV at around 55mph and didn’t even hit the brakes. He was probably texting or yapping on the phone. She was stopped to turn left on a busy road. Good thing he hit her straight on since the damn airbags did NOT deploy. That Mazda was jinxed from the get-go. My dad and I are glad it’s gone, frankly. I found many complaints about the Mazda Tribute’s airbags not deploying when I looked it up yesterday. :(

Next: cats. DJ is still holding his own against the cryptococcus. He’s lost a little weight, but overall seems to be doing ok. Missy is her usual cowcat self. Gotta get her in for a check up after the holidays. I’ve been so preoccupied with DJ that I’ve neglected to take her in for 2+ years! I’m a bad kitty mama. Heh, right, which is why I bought them froofy Alaskan salmon food for xmas!

Next: us. We are running at about 80%. I got over that stupid head cold that lasted a damn month – but left me with the inability to taste Splenda. WEIRD. Nick is ok but stressed out by the asshats he works with. They can all eat a bag of dicks. But overall, we’re doing OK.

Speaking of “eat a bag of dicks”, Lissa made me an awesome cross stitch of my fave saying:
Eat a Bag of Dicks!
How awesome is this??

And Stormy made me a GREAT painting:

Darth Jr.
In honour of DJ!!

And the cutest pic of Stormy’s dog Einstein in the Cone of Shame:

Einstein Piazza
I do not like the cone of shame!

Ok, now that you’re cute overloaded, I’m out. Happy Merry everyone!