Happy 14th Anniversary to us!

2018 has been and will continue to be an “interesting” year. LOL

Today we celebrate our 14th wedding anniversary and our 18th year together. Amazing!

I’ve got the best partner in the world and we’re going to do great things. Love you, Nick!!

I’m also happy to announce that I gave notice at the fucking Krobar. After the union rep trying to intimidate me and a customer verbally accosting me, I walked straight to the wine steward and said “I AM OUT. Consider this my notice.” He was actually bummed and apologized for the dickhead customer. Which I appreciate. As for the union bitch, she can eat a bag of dicks. Intimidation and bullying doesn’t work with me, honey. I’ll just report you to the Kroger complaint line like I am the rest of this shitshow. I don’t give a damn. Kroger is a shitty place to work and I don’t care what anyone thinks about that statement. I am too good to work there, period.

So, almost rid of Kroger and about to embark on launching the new project. AND today is a lovely day to hang out in Decatur and celebrate our Anniversary. SWEET!

Krobar Update! MORE!!

Here is my first flamey post about the Krobar. Now, an update! [I am no longer employed by Kroger. Thank the gods. That place is a PIT OF DESPAIR and crushed souls. 5/30/18 UPDATE 2: Kroger finally gave up on their “bars” and took it out in late 2019.]

So, still no chemicals in the goddam Hobart. Big shock. It’s been, what? 2 weeks now? Going on three? I TOLD YOU it would take a month. LOL [NEW UPDATE: I took in the drill, we made the hole and I scrounged up some chemicals! VOILÀ! Now the fucking Hobart actually WASHES the glassware. Oh, but the other Krobars DO NOT do this, so enjoy your nasty ass drinks at the other ones.]

I think I’ve sort of halfway made up with the wine steward (aka dept head). I sent him an email the other day which outlined my availability for next week and the weeks after. I told him I could work three days next week and two days thereafter. Period. I also told him that I don’t think ALL the Kroger bullshit is his fault, only part of it and that I’m aware of the horrible management of Kroger in general.

Speaking of terrible management! OMG! Last week, Friday I think, the young manager (don’t know his name) asked me where the wine steward was (it was about 10:30, he never arrives before 11:30) and I said I didn’t know. Then later, everyone (me, distributors, customers) were in the department and this same manager comes charging up to the wine steward (WS) and starts tearing him a new asshole – right there in the middle of the department, in front of all of us!!! We were all embarrassed – well, I thought it was funny since the WS was the WORST one for being late – but still. That was one of the most unprofessional, rude, nasty managerial moves I’ve ever seen. WTF is wrong with Kroger?? TERRIBLE MANAGEMENT.

Then, yesterday, I was cleaning up around the sinks and looked up at the liquor licenses on the wall. At first, I read them as Expires Dec 31, 2018…but then I looked more closely and they expired in Dec 2017!! LOL So the Krobar is serving w/out a license. I went and told the WS and he said, “Yup. I’ve been emailing about it weekly since January.” LOL I sincerely hope Kroger gets fined. They also don’t pay the ATT bill on time, because we lose our service once a month for a coupla days. PATHETIC.

Assuming that the WS reduces my hours as requested, I will keep this job for the time being. I really do NOT mind the job at all – I like it, actually. I like making all the bottles straight (OCD FTW!) and I love tending bar. I just avoid the Kroger management and I’m mostly OK. The WS and I are working it out, I think, so I guess I’ll remain. One weekday and Saturday are very doable. For now.

I’ll have an announcement and BIG BIG update about other things soon. :D

Oh, Grow UP!

This is spurred by Facebook, of course. The land of things that irritate me. Sigh. It’s not directed at any one person, just the overall bible thumping that is STILL in my goddam feed, despite my best efforts to eradicate it. Ugh. This will irritate some of you. Sorrynotsorry.

I really hate it when I see friends fall into the Bible thumper trap. “It’s all God’s plan” or “It’s His will” makes me want to vomit. I know it’s judgy, but dammit, it’s the passivity of it all that chafes my ass. How about DOING something rather than preach about God’s will?

I find that people who preach about God and Jesus are the ones feeling generally victimized – hence wishing that some outside force will take care of them. While I can understand the urge for this, it doesn’t make it any more palatable for me. I also dislike the hypocrisy of people who suddenly find Jesus when something traumatic happens.

I’m an agnostic most days, atheist others, but on ALL days, it irritates me to hear people preach about God and Jesus. LOOK at this country and what that superstitious crap has gotten us. It’s the 21st fucking century. Can we PLEASE believe in science rather than folk tales? Can we PLEASE not refer to a book FULL of hypocrisy and bullshit as some sort of guide? Can we stop expecting help from a magic man in the sky?

If you want to be a Jesus freak and/or bible thumper, that’s fine, but just know that I will probably think less of you for it. I can’t help it. It just seems so childish to me. Look around and see the BULLSHIT that religion has brought us. Grow up and take charge of your life. There is no magic man in the sky. It’s just US, here on this rock, living out our 70-80 years. Do the best you can, do ALL that you can and LIVE! Stop wishing for a man in the sky to rescue you. ARGH.

Again, not directed towards any one person. Just my observations.

Shrimp in Creamy Prosecco Sauce with Linguine Fini

This is my take on a VERY old recipe that I pulled from a magazine in the late 80s or early 90s. I still have the clipping (pic below) and it’s still a solidly delicious recipe! I’ve made it many times and not only is it super easy, it’s super deelish! The original recipe calls for champagne and is lacking garlic, but otherwise this is pretty close. You can change up the herbs and give it different flavor profiles. You could even make this Asian by using coconut milk and ginger. It’s a method, the flavour profile is determined by your choice of herbs and spices. I’m going to do Asian next time I make this. I’ll post the results!

Shrimp w/ Creamy Prosecco Sauce

Shrimp in Creamy Prosecco Sauce with Linguine Fini
1 pound medium shrimp, cleaned and deveined
1 Tbl cajun seasoning or dry Old Bay
EVOO
1 Tbl butter
1/2 small package cremini mushrooms, sliced
1 medium shallot, small dice
1/2 pint grape tomatoes, halved
2-3 cloves garlic, minced
S/P
1 tsp dry basil (or dill or parsley)
1 cup prosecco or champagne
3 Tbl grated parmesan
~1 cup heavy cream
3 scallions, thinly sliced
1/2 package of linguine fini, prepare as instructed on box (substitute: angel hair)

METHOD:
Clean the shrimp and coat in the cajun seasoning, set aside.

Start the pasta water (don’t forget to add salt!!). Cook pasta while you’re doing the next steps.

Start a large nonstick skillet over medium to med hi heat with a few turns of olive oil and the butter. When hot, add shallot, shrooms, garlic and basil. Sauté the veg until the shrooms give off their water, then add shrimp and sauté for 3-4 minutes. Add tomatoes and continue to sauté for another 3-4 minutes. Add prosecco and cook for a minute. Add heavy cream – use enough to create a thick sauce, it’s about a cup, more or less. Bring to boil and cook a couple of minutes. Add parmesan – this is for added flavour and to thicken. Adjust to your taste. Add in about 2/3 of the scallions and save the rest for garnish. Check for S/P levels before serving. Keep in mind that the pasta will negate some of the seasoning, so go a little heavy.

Serve over linguine fini (or angel hair) and garnish with scallions. Drink the rest of the prosecco with dinner. Makes about 4 servings.

Here is the original clipping!

Original recipe clipping!

The Tale of the Krobar

[NOTE: Kroger gave up on their “bars”, probably due to the exact things I bitch about here. The one in Decatur closed in late 2019. Which is why I leave this post up. Guess I had the last laugh, eh?]

Today’s Daily Zen seems oddly appropriate:

Years of digging in the earth
searching for the blue sky,
piling up layer upon layer
of mediocrity.
Then one dark night
the ceiling blew off,
and the whole structure
disappeared into emptiness.
– Muso

The experiment at Kroger is going to end either this week or next. My standards are WAY WAY too high for this corporate culture of passing the buck, indecision, disorganization and sloppiness. The department head can’t handle my high expectations. None of them can. This is not a shock, mind you, but disappointing nonetheless. The suits LOVE me, but suits don’t work in the store that is jam packed with slackers.

I think fast, I walk fast, I get shit done. This is incongruous with the slovenly approach that Kroger has in general. I’ve never met such a bunch of unmotivated, lazy people in my life. They do the absolute minimum required. The culture of Kroger is to understaff chronically and have no oversight of anything. I could go in there and do nothing all day and no one would notice – or if they did notice, they’d not do anything about it. The schedule is just a suggestion. People come and go as they please. The department head is the worst of the bunch. It’s not unusual for me to be there an hour after my shift is supposed to end, between waiting for the next shift (chronically late) and then waiting (up to 20 minutes) for someone to take the fucking till. This is typical. I’ll bet Kroger’s payroll would reduce a good 10% if people were where they are supposed to be and things GOT DONE rather than employees riding the clock waiting for other employees. It’s stupid.

The level of disorganization is stunning. These people have no idea how to run a bar, nor do they UNDERSTAND that they have no idea. Nor do they care. They have no training in place for the bar and no manuals or anything to keep things consistent. The first thing I did when I came on was to ask the department head if he’d like to have me write up some basic documents (employee manual light) for new hires so that things will be consistent. He grudgingly said yes, but then when I did, he got butthurt about it and whined to HR that I was “too much”.

Um. HAVE YOU MET ME? Yes, yes he DID meet me, several times, in the THREE MONTHS it took for Kroger to get off its ass and hire me. THREE MONTHS.

I’m literally working 6.5 days a week between TEV and Krobar. FUCK THAT. The department head knows that I can’t work this much, yet, he does nothing to fix it. When I complain, as I have for the last 6 weeks, he says he can’t do anything about it. Yet, YET, when I speak to HR, they’ve got “people lined up” to work at Kroger. ORLY? Well, that is called passing the buck and that is bullshit.

What is happening is that the department head is not telling HR that he needs to get someone in ASAP. Therefore, HR does nothing. Even when I tell HR directly that we need another person. Why? Oh, because HR won’t listen to anything an employee has to say, it has to come from the department head. Again, ORLY? So you fuckheads sit around blaming each other while your fucking bar is run like shit and you’re about to have only TWO employees rather than the FOUR it takes to staff it? Good luck with that.

Whatever, Kroger. I’m OUT. We’ve signed the paperwork to get our project going and I do NOT have time to deal with this stupidity. I like the money, and I even like the job itself, but I will not sacrifice my dreams for a bunch of assholes who will not do their jobs.

I am on time, get ALL the work done and I’m great bartender – so the customers and my tips tell me. Oh and that pooling of tips is bullshit, too. The two other bar employees are sloppy and inconsistent. One of them – the BFF of the department head, whose only training is fucking Burger King – flat out said that it’s not her problem if the glassware is not cleaned and table cleaning protocols are not used. They use handy wipes rather than real bar towels (because that’s what BK does!), they do not dispose of them, either, they are reused until they fall apart. NASTY. They use the sanitizer that is supposed to be for glasses for the table wiping water. YUM! They haven’t been properly washing the glassware since the damn place opened. Glasses have been rinsed in hot water ONLY, no detergent or sanitizer. And every one of them from department head down, has argued with me that this is fine. NOPE. I bitched about that enough to get them to use the Hobart as it’s intended, as a dishwasher – WITH CHEMICALS – not just a rinser, since the girls that work there are afraid to put their hands in water and properly wash the glasses. But it’ll probably take them a month or two to figure out how to drill a hole in the cabinet to attach the chemicals. Because that’s how Kroger works. They are slow, inefficient, ineffective and no one there EVER feels an sense of urgency. They are all secure in their belief that Kroger is right and the rest of the world is wrong about the standards of running a service bar. Alrighty, then. Everyone who drinks there should know that Burger King protocols (aka, NONE) are in place. Good thing alcohol will kill some of the germs…

I have no idea how they passed the health department. I think it’s because the inspector didn’t see them actually in action. They have the correct washing sinks and all that, but the procedure is not followed, which tells me that the health inspector was probably there before they opened. The only ding they got dinged for was fruit flies, which are everywhere. That would certainly not be the case if an inspector watched a typical shift. No way they’d pass. But Kroger is always right and they don’t want to hear anything different.

My standards are way too high and my sense of urgency to do things right is incompatible with a place like Kroger. I can’t wait to be rid of this job. This week or next and I’m done. Nick and I will need to start spending a LOT of time on our project and I need my weekdays back. Buhbye Krobar assholes!! Good luck with your shitty bar. You’ll need it. :D