Happy Mom’s Day!

To all the moms and moms to be!

As you all know, it’s really not my bag, but for those of you who are into that, have a happy day! :-)

Again, to reiterate, I do NOT hate breeders – especially my friends – I am just not interested, that’s all. T asked me yesterday if I’d hate them when they have a kid; of course not! I don’t hate my breeder friends, if I did I’d have no friends! I just have no interest in babies or kids of any size. Don’t confuse disinterest (or my intense dislike of baby spoo) with how I feel about you as a person. All new parents lose themselves as people, which is why I bid farewell to my friends for a few years until they realise that they are, indeed, people with lives outside their kids. It’s just the way it is.

New parents are also fairly dumb due to the intense conditioning they are subjected to thanks to the little darlings they spawn.

Every military knows if you want to condition someone, deprive them of sleep for extended periods and they will eventually bend to your will. Babies know this instinctually: first, you make your prinsoners exist on 2 hours of sleep per night for months. Then, when they are truly addled and confused, simply make them believe that you are the gods gift to humanity and rule the household with an iron, uh, binky. Easy-peasy. ;-)

See? I understand what’s going on and I choose to not go through that madness. You people that do: goodbye and good luck until the conditioning wears off in a few years and you can think and speak full sentences again. R & J: make that a decade for you. Twice the insanity, you know! LOL

Now, why are you here when you could be celebrating with yer mom or going to see Iron Man? :-)