Très Amusant!

Well, the referral logs were a big hit, I see! LOL Damn, it amuses me so that the simplest technical thing was way over the head of our favourite lurker! Har! The self proclaimed brilliant, confident, honourable, upstanding, holier-than-thou lurker didn’t have a clue that every hit of this site is logged. ::wipes tears of glee from eyes::

Oh, dear, the lurker brings me much laughter. I think it’s also very funny that anything I write here is considered “behind the back” of the lurker, who comes by here once a week to read my blog! Hrm, seems pretty in FRONT of the back to me, but hey, we’re not dealing with towering intellect here. Heeeelarious!

I’ve decided to have as much fun as I can at the expense of these people who have nothing better to do than cause unnecessary strife. You want to lurk and post silly melodramatic things? GREAT! It makes me laugh. You want to take every syllable of every word expressed to you as some sort of affront or challenge or condescension? YAY! More for me to make fun of!

I’m sick to death of people who take everything as a personal insult. Get over yourselves! No one cares what you think! No one is addressing you in the first place! If you’re a whiny prick, then think about why that was said. If you’re a silly drama whore who’s ALWAYS upset at someone for some small infraction that you NEVER mention, then think about WHY you’re considered a drama whore. If there is always a Vortex of Chaos around you, could it be that it’s YOU and/or the people you associate with? If you’re considered a cunt by quite a few people, could it be because you act like one? Could it be true? Could it be YOU and not everyone else? Hmmm?

Just a thought. :-)

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Things that honk me off

As everyone knows, my herd of Peeves is legendary. I have many and am always adding to the clan. Well, here is the latest batch of Peeves added to my herd:
1. Tree guys that can’t be bothered to call me back.
2. Bosses that write cryptic emails.
3. Clients who want me to do work until they hear that, OH, I CHARGE FOR THAT. Wankers.
4. People who are friends and know better, but still call me on the cell phone to waste my 25¢ minutes to tell me all about some dumbass chick that I don’t even know nor care to. Very inconsiderate.
5. Uppity Oakhurst land barons who totally dis me and treat me like I’m a complete idiot who couldn’t possibly do something as complex as run a grocery. What an ASSHOLE.
6. Having too many parties all at once when there are 12 months in the goddam year, folks. 12. Let’s spread ’em out a bit next year, ok?
7. Insomnia.
8. Not having all the fucking shopping done yet. I suck.
9. Not having all the shit I do have wrapped. I suck.
10. Did I mention that jerk off Land Baron in Oakhurst? Good.