Comments from the Bitter and Sad

So, I get a comment from some asshole in Johnson City TN who got his or her knickers in a knot about my post about Facebook and my ambivalence towards High School people. I said that I don’t feel that I have much in common with people from there anymore – which I don’t – and that I am fundamentally changed from living in an urban area for 20 years. Which I fucking AM. I tell you, this person picked the wrong fucking time to pester me. If you’re not into public humiliation, then you might want to surf elsewhere. However, if you enjoy humiliating the stupid, then by all means, JOIN IN. Snarky comments encouraged!! ;->

Here is the comment that I pulled from moderation to put it here so I can make fun of it properly:

redneck1984@gmail.com
72.236.80.13
Submitted on 2009/01/07 at 2:44pm

Wow…Our little Angie has done growned up and gotten all citified and smart on us. Well gosh darn it…we can still reach out on that ole internet thing and see you on that there facebook thing. I only wish I knew how to read quicker so that I can keep up with how much different you are than those of us who stayed barefoot in Karns, got pregnant, and went to work at the Piggly Wiggly. We are so proud of you!

Methinks the commenter is stung by recognition of his or her mindset and that recognition hit a nerve. If this is supposed to hurt me in any way, sorry, asshole, I left the hills of East TN years ago and I don’t regret it. Shall we surmise that your move to the burgeoning metropolis of Johnson City TN didn’t work out so well? The only thing I feel is pity for someone who is so sad and bitter that anonymous posts on a (presumably) fellow High School graduate’s site seems like a good idea. It’s not. This is what happens when you do stupid shit like that – you get called out and mocked openly.

In addition to his/her bons mots, here is his/her referral info for the first visit:

Domain Name (Unknown)
IP Address 72.236.80.# (Mountain States)
ISP TelCove
Country : United States
State : Tennessee
City : Johnson City
Operating System Microsoft WinXP
Browser Internet Explorer 7.0
Time of Visit Jan 7 2009 2:34:57 pm
Last Page View Jan 7 2009 3:20:32 pm
Visit Length 45 minutes 35 seconds
Page Views 15

Good to know that s/he took time out to read some posts before s/he made that comment. 15 pages in 45 minutes! Wow, guess the stupid hick did manage to learn some readin’ in school. Get far with that HS Diploma, did you?

And since my site and I are both so hateful, s/he made sure to come by again today to see if I’d released the comment:

IP Address 72.236.80.# (Mountain States)
ISP TelCove
State : Tennessee
City : Johnson City
Operating System Microsoft WinXP
Browser Internet Explorer 7.0
Time of Visit Jan 8 2009 11:59:57 am
Last Page View Jan 8 2009 12:01:16 pm
Visit Length 1 minute 19 seconds
Page Views 3
Visit Entry Page http://misangela.com/
Visit Exit Page http://misangela.com/?paged=3
Time Zone UTC-5:00
Visitor’s Time Jan 8 2009 11:59:57 am

Well, here ya go, asshole, on the front page and everything! W00t! Notice that s/he uses XP! How quaint!

Now, grow some bullocks and comment with your full name you dumbass knuckle dragger or get the FUCK off my site. The only thing worse than some stupid cunt trying to flame me on my own site is a stupid cunt who won’t take credit for his/her bullshit.

How are you liking your calling out so far, asshole? You think you got something to say? BRING IT. I’m in no mood for jealous, petty people who clearly have issues with their own lives so they try to make some sort of statement about how my life and choices reflects badly on theirs. You want to disabuse me of the narrow mindedness and rampant ignorance perpetuated in YOUR region (E TN)? Then speak up with something sensible instead of acting like a cowardly babbling baboon.

You give rednecks a bad name! You are more of an ignorant hillbilly type than a redneck because a redneck wouldn’t give a big SHIT what I think – but a narrow minded bumpkin will get offended every time.

Suck on THAT.