Update: Oh, looky, here’s the fat fuck’s FB! http://www.facebook.com/ryan.h.nixon How he got a semi-hot wife I’ll never know. [8.12.12]
Ok, I put up a few LJ posts to get rid of the stupid tac vests. This crazed fanboy immediately sends me nasty rude emails about how stupid I am because these vests don’t have the buckles and they are worthless, etc etc. So I send him an email telling him that not everyone is a rabid costumer and he’s just a bully and he really should just STFU.
Well, today, I get a threatening email from him (below) which I thought I’d best post JUST IN CASE this psychopath stalks me and I have to shoot him. If anything happens to me, my boi, my pets or my property, this loser is the first place to start with suspects, ok?
This guy is the prime example of why I detest “career” military folk in general. He thinks it’s perfectly fine to threaten me because he’s in the military and I’m just a stupid civilian. Well, here ya go, folks, a fine example of what’s wrong with the military (bold mine):
From: Jumper2Pilot@aol.com
Date: August 14, 2009 1:15:06 AM EDTOMG you are mental woman! I left home at 18 and no I do not live with my mother! I am 37 years old, married and have a life! I am career military and have been serving my country for 19 years so psychos like you can talk smack as part of your freedoms of life!
Get off your horse and get clue, you know nothing about me and if you did you wouldn’t be talking that way to me you prob be very careful what came out your mouth!
Ya I get emails from ebay on EVERY Blackhawk vest posted! Saw your ebay id indigodragon-auctions, I should buy them and resell them just to piss you off even more!
Fanboy huh.. I work on million dollar F-18 hornets EVERYDAY blowing your tax dollars on jet fuel… Go take off your corset that’s too to tight or throw on your troll costume because you seriously have issues, nah you have a SUBSCRIPTION!
Take my advice and don’t piss me off!!! Hell next time a Decatur police officer pulls you over, you might have to wonder if he was a Selected Reserve that worked for me for 4 years when I ran the entire 800 Division in ATLANTA!
Oh, yah, I’m SO glad that losers like this work for me. What he fails to see is that I PAY FOR HIS SORRY ASS.
So, if I’m abducted or attacked, please use the email above and this convenient pic to track down my stalker:
Oh, and he’s a rabid fanboy here: http://www.scifihero.net
And his myspace is here: http://www.myspace.com/jumper2pilot (now I know his location! thanks N!)
There, that should cover any bullshit that happens in the future. Military threats against a civilian is probably not considered proper protocol. I hope someone above him sees this and takes care of it. This is crazy psycho email. HE better hope that HE doesn’t get caught for threatening civilians.
hell, I would find who that motherfucker works under and send them a copy of that email with a formal complaint of attempted intimidation by a military officer. see how he likes working on F-18s blowing out tax dollars then!
I just sent him an email to that effect. A military
officer(assuming he is one,NAW, he’s awfully stupid) threatening a civilian is a serious offence. If he does say anything else to me, I’m tracking down his division and filing a complaint, absolutely. He is a bully and should be stopped.What this man doesn’t care about is how he’s giving other decent, honorable, military members a bad name by cheap threats like this. If he doesn’t like the vests or how they are being sold, don’t by them.
Not a chance in hell that guy is an officer.
No, upon consideration, he’s likely a grunt reservist with delusions of grandeur. He’s definitely not smart enough to be an officer – when he openly threatens civilians and all. In any case, now that I have his location, it should be relatively easy to track down his division to file a complaint if necessary. :-)
I stopped taking him seriously when I saw his email was AOL. I read the rest for lulz and noted he’s super great at things like BASIC SPELLING AND GRAMMAR. Thanks, tax dollars!
PS – If that’s his OMFG SRS BZNS face, I shudder to think what the limited range of other expressions look like.
Check out the picture on his MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/jumper2pilot. They must have used a crane to drop his fat ass into that cockpit.
OMG, Scott, that is EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT! LOL Just damn!
He is certainly heap big confident secure male to threaten random women online for minor perceived eBay-related slights. I imagine he drives a Hummer to compensate, too.
belle chase, la.
somehow, i am NOT surprised. stupid fucking “hey brah” (belle chase is a suburb on the worstbank, i mean, westbank of nola. it is chock full of wiggers, hey brah’s and vietnemese people who just want to be left alone. their main skills are eating and drinking beer. a “hey brah” is a frat boy who wasn’t smart enough to get into college.)
LOL, I’ll bet you’ve pegged him PERFECTLY, Caroline – Hey Brah, indeed! Fucking asshole.
and Kelly: Yah, if he could afford a Hummer! I’ll bet he’s more of a Chevy type. :-)
Gah.. May I comment? Thanks.
He’s in Belle Chase. He got married shortly after April 2007. He’s heavy into SG Costuming. The costuming part is probably why he went a little crazy on the buckles missing. I’d like to see the email chain, since the ebay listing has been revised, I presume, to indicate that they are the “brand”. Was it initially claimed to be the exact ones? My, well, pardon you if you’re not as much of a SG geek as he is and made a little mistake. It’s not like you’re trying to get above and beyond what you paid, you’re asking for about HALF retail for chrissakes.
Anyway, since he is in Belle Chase, there is a slight chance that he works on the Air Force base there. So, when he says…
“Fanboy huh.. I work on million dollar F-18 hornets EVERYDAY blowing your tax dollars on jet fuel…”… first, just because he might be military, doesn’t preclude him from being a fanboy. This is a non-sequitur. And if he blows tax dollars on jet feul, you can bet he’s either in purchasing, or a mechanic. That doughboy body won’t fit in a flight suit, and you can bet he doesn’t meet the weight requirements for a pilot.
I love his myspace page, whatever it was. Shows him in what appears to be a fighter jet. Interesting, tho, since he is a SG afficinado, that he’s actually wearing a “flight suit” and holding a “helmet” from the Rebel Alliance? WTF?!?! IF he were a real pilot, why isn’t he in his actual flight suit?
He also says… “I am career military and have been serving my country for 19 years so psychos like you can talk smack as part of your freedoms of life!” Hmm.. typical of government beurocrats, doesn’t mind blowing “million of tax dollars” on jet feul, but berates us because he has to protect our way of life? He hasn’t been out of the country, I can practically guarantee that. Put his ass in the desert and he’d sweat that fat off.
Love the intelligence this shows… “Ya I get emails from ebay on EVERY Blackhawk vest posted! Saw your ebay id indigodragon-auctions, I should buy them and resell them just to piss you off even more!”
FINE! Buy them, resell them, whatever! Angela stil gets her cash, TYVM. Be my guest.. Really now, how is him buying them giong to piss you off?!?! WTF?!! Maroon…
Then, finally, “…wonder if he was a Selected Reserve that worked for me…when I ran the entire 800 Division in ATLANTA!”
Ok. Google Search of the phrase “Selected Reserve” and “800 devision” returns this wonderful address: https://www.cnic.navy.mil/Atsugi/Commands/AircraftIntermediateMaintenanceDetachment/ProductionDivisions/index.htm which explains that “800 division is tasked with the awesome responsibility of checking and packing critical items such as parachutes, life rafts, life preservers, seat survival kits and oxygen related equipment. Aircrew does not have a second chance”
SO HES NOTHING MORE THAN ON OVERGLORIFIED STOCK BOY! LAWLAWLAWLAWLAWL
Make that a “stocky” boy. GianMarco Wannabe in da Parrish.. really, I wonder if his division commander would like to know that 1) as a member of our proud military he is actually implying a physical threat against anyone, let alone implying coersion of a fellow military emplyee to aid and abed a crime across state lines, and 2) that *OUT OF UNIFORM* and *OUTSIDE REGULATION DUTIES* his fat ass was in MY multi-billion dollar fighter jet cockpit with NO training. What if he broke something? Launched a missile by mistake? Even if he claimed he was “making sure the oxygen cannister was in place” then he should still be in uniform, theres no need for a fake Star Wars helmet that actually probably impeeds his job function, and then he obviously POSED for the picture, meaning that he wasn’t working when he should be working.
GET OF MY TAX DOLLAR YOU FAT ASS! You’re in the military, wish you were a pilot, couldn’t cut the mustard, and life for the tax-free goods at the DX and the all you can eat poor-boys at the commisary. Hey, I’m fat, but I pay for my food. I also pay your freaking salary you fighter-jock-wannabe.
REAL Fighter Pilots have enough excitement in life flying faster than you can think, they don’t need to absorb themselves in a fantasy world to the point of being, what you have hereby officially demonstrated yourself as, a frelling fan-boy.
Fark off.
Hmm. Long post. Did it get eaten?
No, sweets, I just don’t have your email in my WP database yet. It’s up now! :-) Thanks for your investigative skillz! MUWAH!
Oh I’m good.. yes… I’m very good..
I’m emailing you what I have so far…
OMG!!! WTF???? Geez, what an ass.
xoxoxoo